Wilf counters the whisper

"I have to whisper because I have to counter."

Wilf mixes your double

"I'm going to mix your double. "

Wilf's balls go down?

"The balls gotta go down first."

Will has a FACE

"Whoa, two FACES in one."

Wilf is Physical

Speaking of Swanna(physician's assistant major): "Swanna would check out his calves because she's a physical assistant" 

Wilf is a Good Host

"My night time hosting skills aren't as good as morning hosting."

Wilf has Chesticles?

"I scared him with my awesome chesticles. He was traumatized for weeks."