Will has a FACE

"Whoa, two FACES in one."

Wilf is Physical

Speaking of Swanna(physician's assistant major): "Swanna would check out his calves because she's a physical assistant" 

Wilf is a Good Host

"My night time hosting skills aren't as good as morning hosting."

Wilf has Chesticles?

"I scared him with my awesome chesticles. He was traumatized for weeks."

WIlf is Spicy

Wilf is concerned

"My skin is peeling off!"

Wilf is Kind

"I forgot the word kindness existed. I haven't used it in a while."